Capella: Mr. Jehovah, do you believe in atheists?
Jehovah: I’m agnostic about atheists. There’s no evidence either way.
Capella: Do you believe in yourself?
Jehovah: Yes, of course I do. Now quit wasting my time with stupid questions.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, why do you require sacrifice, death, blood, and misery because of sin in the world? Can’t you just “tinka tinka tee” and fix things? I mean you are supposed to be omnipotent aren’t you?
Jehovah: Quit comparing me to that dreadful witch character. She’s just awful.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, why don’t you come out in public and appear to people like you used to in the Bible? Why are you hiding all the time?
Jehovah: Hiding!?! Quit accusing me of things.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, I’m sorry, I…
Jehovah: Quit apologizing. Now just leave me alone. I’m leaving now…