Comments on: Bible’s Wildest Videos II – Noah Drunk, Nude, and… Castrated? http://www.goatstar.org/bible%e2%80%99s-wildest-videos-ii-%e2%80%93-noah-drunk-nude-and%e2%80%a6-castrated/ A guide from an ex-Christian to Bible errors, Bible contradictions, Bible atrocities, etc... as well as general problems with Christian beliefs Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:57:42 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Pressbox http://www.goatstar.org/bible%e2%80%99s-wildest-videos-ii-%e2%80%93-noah-drunk-nude-and%e2%80%a6-castrated/comment-page-1/#comment-72289 Pressbox Sun, 25 Apr 2010 11:38:48 +0000 http://www.goatstar.org/bible%e2%80%99s-wildest-videos-ii-%e2%80%93-noah-drunk-nude-and%e2%80%a6-castrated/#comment-72289 Let's see now... 600-year-old naked man who makes his own wine gets drunk, passes out, wakes up screaming that he was violated by his son and is so upset that he exacts revenge on his son's son? Since they didn't have magic markers back then, we can probably rule out that specific kind of frat prank. Castration of your father would require a fairly strong motive for a young man. What about circumcision? Were the Noah males clipped? (Or perhaps he shaved the old man because he tired of the gray hairs, or worse...) Since none of this could ever have really happened as it is written, the funniest part is how people actually believe it so blindly and twist facts to fit the story. I mean, Noah was told to build the ark 30 cubits high, then the water rose 15 cubits after the ark was afloat and covered the tops of the mountains... Wouldn't this make the tallest possible mountain something like 23 meters tall? Plus, the Man In The Sky didn't open the ark's only window until after 40 days... Pee-yew!!!! Let’s see now… 600-year-old naked man who makes his own wine gets drunk, passes out, wakes up screaming that he was violated by his son and is so upset that he exacts revenge on his son’s son?

Since they didn’t have magic markers back then, we can probably rule out that specific kind of frat prank.

Castration of your father would require a fairly strong motive for a young man. What about circumcision? Were the Noah males clipped? (Or perhaps he shaved the old man because he tired of the gray hairs, or worse…)

Since none of this could ever have really happened as it is written, the funniest part is how people actually believe it so blindly and twist facts to fit the story.

I mean, Noah was told to build the ark 30 cubits high, then the water rose 15 cubits after the ark was afloat and covered the tops of the mountains… Wouldn’t this make the tallest possible mountain something like 23 meters tall?

Plus, the Man In The Sky didn’t open the ark’s only window until after 40 days… Pee-yew!!!!

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