Satan

Name: Satan
Gender: Male-ish to Hermaphrodite
Age: 6666
Residence: The Great Pit
Body Type: Scaly
Height: 9’ 7”
Eyes: Black
Ethnicity: Goat-like

TV Watching: Sitcoms, Dramas, and Movies

Smoking: Smoker

Occupation: Adversary of God, Lord of the Flies, Tempter of Mankind, Master of Hell

Astrology: Pisces

Interests: Long walks in the park, cooking, tempting Christians, Rock and Roll, quiet evenings by the fireplace drinking goat’s blood and blaspheming God

Nicknames: Lucifer/Beelzebub/Prince of Darkness

 

What makes me different from any of the 100’s of other incubus you might match?

I’m a down to earth, outgoing social butterfly. Let me also mention, I’m cute too which tends to let me get away with a lot and I don’t really like hanging around the bottomless pit too much. I like to be out seeing all the great things the 7th layer of Hell has to offer.

Anyway, right now I don’t really know what exactly it is that I’m looking for in a companion. I want someone that compliments my personality. Dishonesty and fornication are two big things for me at this point in my life.

I do like the personification of evil that I turned out to be, but I have my downfalls like everyone else so I believe in self improvement and I’m not afraid of change.

What else can I say? I’m a romantic guy. Lots of affection to share if you’re the right Jezebel.