A long time ago a man who had attempted to lead an uprising of the Jewish people against their Roman dominators was executed. As this person died on the cross something very strange happened:
(imagine music from Dark Shadows, or the X-files if you are from generation X)
(Mat 27:50 NRSV) Then Jesus cried again with a loud voice and breathed his last.
(Mat 27:52 NRSV) The tombs also were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised.
So many tombs opened up and dead people came back to life. Supposedly they just sort of hung out for a few days doing zombie stuff until…
(Mat 27:53 NRSV) After his resurrection they came out of the tombs and entered the holy city and appeared to many.
So after the resurrection, dead people who had been hanging out in their tombs for days came walking out into the streets for everyone going about their daily lives to see.
(This is actually in the Bible)
Where do you get the pictures you use for your articles? ;)
I get most off of the internet and heavily photoshop them. ;^)
duh… lol
What about Lazarus? Jesus plays Re-Animator!
Good point.
P_G, that was too deep and a little too strange about the food thingy. I agree though that rock-n-roll (and even jazz) has gotten a bad rap and not because it’s “evil” as some might proclaim, but on the very fact that it is an art form that allows for independent and intellectual expression apart from the social “norm”. We can’t have free-thinkers running around and “influencing” our tender, impressionable kine.
Capella, I love the humor here that you present. I’m glad to have stumbled upon your site, but I do get the message you are stating here. It’s ludicrous, just plain ludicrous. We live in a world where the dead do not rise from the grave, and I have never witnessed or seen real, factual documentation of such an occurence. Has reality shifted and altered in such a way that the times of Jesus, and reality of that time, have been suspended? We have Christians that have been waiting for the Second Coming since they have been told that it is coming. Personally, I wish it would just hurry up and get the hell here whence they can all be raptured up into Gods’ loving arms and leave us non-believers in peace.
Damn,
I do wish the rapture would hurry up and get here.Think of all the fine cars that the televangelist will leave behind.(Maybe even parked in front of a few whore houses).
I’ll go for the Mercedes.
oh no…not the televangelists. Everybody knows that God is really Amish.