Baptism

Never believe in anything you can’t see or measure, especially if it involves someone else making money from it.

Love your family and friends and put them first, not some invisible imaginary father figure.

99% of what is going on is not out there, it’s inside of your head, so most of life is how you choose to perceive it. Have a bad attitude and the best conditions can seem like hell, so have a good attitude and life can be great.

If your parents aren’t too dysfunctional, try to have a good relationship with them. Your psychological condition depends on it.

There’s no great purpose trying to find us, so get out there and try to make your own great purpose in life without hurting anyone else in the process.

Don’t get married before you’ve lived together. Live together for a few years first, especially before you start pushing out the pups.

Roll with a punch once in awhile and let it go. Try to break the cycle of hatred whenever you can.

Chill out, laugh, and cruise along. 99% of life is not worth getting upset about. If you can do something about it, take care of business. If not, let it ride. Most things won’t seem so terrible in a week or so.

There is no afterlife. When you die, you will no longer exist. Because this is true, this life is precious. Try to enjoy every minute of it while it lasts.

Oh yea, don’t steal, murder, and commit adultery like the Moses and Joshua led Israelites did after they received their imaginary mountain god’s commandments in the old testament fairy tale.