Capella: Mr. Jehovah, do you believe in atheists?
Jehovah: I’m agnostic about atheists. There’s no evidence either way.
Capella: Do you believe in yourself?
Jehovah: Yes, of course I do. Now quit wasting my time with stupid questions.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, why do you require sacrifice, death, blood, and misery because of sin in the world? Can’t you just “tinka tinka tee” and fix things? I mean you are supposed to be omnipotent aren’t you?
Jehovah: Quit comparing me to that dreadful witch character. She’s just awful.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, why don’t you come out in public and appear to people like you used to in the Bible? Why are you hiding all the time?
Jehovah: Hiding!?! Quit accusing me of things.
Capella: Mr. Jehovah, I’m sorry, I…
Jehovah: Quit apologizing. Now just leave me alone. I’m leaving now…
Well, if you wanna get technical, you will find many groups (usually in undeveloped nations) that will gladly claim he has been coming out in public and appearing like he did in the Bible.