God, still in his nightgown

The Sun is shrinking.

A long time ago, it seemed natural enough to think that the Sun would continue shrinking as it used up whatever fuel it used and in a relatively short time it would shrink down to nothing.

We know today that the Sun is “nukier” and hence it’ll continue to shine for beellions and beellions of years to come.

But still, the Sun is shrinking. What’s up with that?

Creationists claim that because of the rate the Sun is shrinking, the solar system can’t be more than five to ten thousand years old, because otherwise again, the Sun will have shrunken down completely to nothing.

As it turns out, they’ve “misunderestimated” the Sun. The Sun has other talents they apparently are completely unaware of. The Sun doesn’t just shrink in embarrassment. It also expands with pride. As a matter of fact the Sun goes through cycles of shrinking and expanding over and over and over and has done so for beellions and beellions of years. So there’s no need to worry about having bought that Sundial for nothing and there’s no need to go out and buy that expensive tanning chamber. The Sun will be around for a long time.