An APB emergency was issued today. Apparently God has finally had enough of Atheists and has decided to take action. Atheists are warned to take shelter and hope for the best until the emergency has passed.
An APB emergency was issued today. Apparently God has finally had enough of Atheists and has decided to take action. Atheists are warned to take shelter and hope for the best until the emergency has passed.
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I’ve heard rumors that “good” atheists can mark themselves by putting a drop of vanilla on their foreheads, so that the three-headed Jehovah will pass over them. If it doesn’t work, at least they will be tasty when he bites their heads off.
LMFAO im going to have to send this to my mum… her being a jehovahs witness and all
Isn’t Jehovah oh so sexy?
Odd choices for heads on the Three Headed Jehovah. Wouldn’t it have been more appropriate to make the second head like those white bread Jesus pictures (thirtyish northern european thin guy with a scruffy beard) and the third somewhat like Dicken’s Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
It is one of things I can never understand … how people can think that way. It’s so illogical that it can only be based upon moronity.
It’s just the way the world is, DJ. Stupid Christians have been around for millenia, but at least now their stupidity is more evident, since their religion has been all but debunked.
This is my second comment on your blog this evening. I love the image of Jehovah seeking out non-believers. How absurd when you think of it. Thanks for the humor.
Crazy pic. Wonder what would happen if I printed this off and asked the door to door guys to explain it next time around.
Wow! That is an interesting picture! My mother in law is a Jehovah Witness… Sorta… Im sure she would find this amusing. :)
LOL! Hilarious! My little atheist self is oh so terrified =)
@Reuben – that sounds like a fantastic idea!
Odd, I’ve taken shelter the last five years and nothing has happened. Is the emergency over?