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Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Three Headed Jehovah Terrorizes Nude Atheists
By capella
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I’ve heard rumors that “good” atheists can mark themselves by putting a drop of vanilla on their foreheads, so that the three-headed Jehovah will pass over them. If it doesn’t work, at least they will be tasty when he bites their heads off.
LMFAO im going to have to send this to my mum… her being a jehovahs witness and all
Isn’t Jehovah oh so sexy?
Odd choices for heads on the Three Headed Jehovah. Wouldn’t it have been more appropriate to make the second head like those white bread Jesus pictures (thirtyish northern european thin guy with a scruffy beard) and the third somewhat like Dicken’s Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
It is one of things I can never understand … how people can think that way. It’s so illogical that it can only be based upon moronity.