Comments on: Was Jesus Wrong about His Second Coming and the End of the World? http://www.goatstar.org/was-jesus-wrong-about-his-second-coming-and-the-end-of-the-world/ A guide from an ex-Christian to Bible errors, Bible contradictions, Bible atrocities, etc... as well as general problems with Christian beliefs Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:30:02 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: ScaryG-d http://www.goatstar.org/was-jesus-wrong-about-his-second-coming-and-the-end-of-the-world/comment-page-2/#comment-68046 ScaryG-d Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:11:17 +0000 http://www.goatstar.org/was-jesus-wrong-about-his-second-coming-and-the-end-of-the-world/#comment-68046 Capella, thanks for creating this page. Just so you know, the Bible actually caused me to have a complete nervous breakdown. One day I decided to rebel against my Atheist upbringing and read it...I mean really read the whole thing - just to see why it's been the #1 Best Seler for thousands of years. The more I read it, the more it would make sense..and then not make sense...and then go back to making sense again (kind of) and it sends wierd contradictory messages like "God loves everone and forgives you for your sins." But then it says "Ha Ha I AM GOD..and you'll definatley end up eating your babies unless you do EXACTLY as I say! But I KNOW IN ADVANCE that you WONT because that's what I wrote in my "Book of What is Already Destined to Happen because I Say so!" "I will make sure you don't repent for I hated you even before you were in your mothers womb since I knew you were going to end up not living up to my standards!!!" So, according to the Bible, God is a despotic and cruel slave driver who creates people so they can screw everything up and then laughs about how stupid they are and when he get sick of them drowns most of them. And apparently he's only going to allow 144,000 people into heaven while the rest of us engage in some sort of disgusting cannabalistic orgy of violence complete with baby eating and all, followed by a never ending fiery torment. But he LOVES us! Yeah f**king right. Capella, thanks for creating this page. Just so you know, the Bible actually caused me to have a complete nervous breakdown. One day I decided to rebel against my Atheist upbringing and read it…I mean really read the whole thing – just to see why it’s been the #1 Best Seler for thousands of years.

The more I read it, the more it would make sense..and then not make sense…and then go back to making sense again (kind of) and it sends wierd contradictory messages like “God loves everone and forgives you for your sins.”

But then it says “Ha Ha I AM GOD..and you’ll definatley end up eating your babies unless you do EXACTLY as I say! But I KNOW IN ADVANCE that you WONT because that’s what I wrote in my “Book of What is Already Destined to Happen because I Say so!”

“I will make sure you don’t repent for I hated you even before you were in your mothers womb since I knew you were going to end up not living up to my standards!!!”

So, according to the Bible, God is a despotic and cruel slave driver who creates people so they can screw everything up and then laughs about how stupid they are and when he get sick of them drowns most of them.

And apparently he’s only going to allow 144,000 people into heaven while the rest of us engage in some sort of disgusting cannabalistic orgy of violence complete with baby eating and all, followed by a never ending fiery torment.

But he LOVES us!

Yeah f**king right.

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