Heaven, (HNN) – Terrible tragedy in Heaven today. While hunting for lawyers Jesus accidently shot a bird. No charges have been brought against Jesus, although he was cited for hunting lawyers out of season.
Heaven, (HNN) – Terrible tragedy in Heaven today. While hunting for lawyers Jesus accidently shot a bird. No charges have been brought against Jesus, although he was cited for hunting lawyers out of season.
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I thought that lawyers were fair-game all year round???
… or maybe that was liberals… ?… heheh
I guess lawyers are seasonal? What I want to know is what are lawyers doing in heaven in the first place??
It was some kind of weird plea bargin for George Bush’s soul…
That makes perfect sense.
Vast herds of lawyers probably had to be released from hell to strike that deal. Vast herds that needed thinning out.
lol great article, if only there was a lawyer season on earth too!
THis was very humerous but I guess there is a serious note to it.
I would have to second the lawyer theory!
Jesus condone killing? No way! Name one person who was killed in the bible or today because of Jesus! oh….wait…. :)
Oh my , this is a indeed a disturbing picture , I wonder what the artist was thinking when he drew this.
But another part of me is snickering at this drawing because it’s so hilariously inappropriate.
How can you be sure that’s a lawyer?
Yeah! i want a lawyer season on earth too, the world is full of them.
They allow lawyers in heaven? Maybe only for clients trying to get out of hell.
Lawyers in heaven ? They should be in hell
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Same joke..different twist. Just hope you don’t need a lawyer some day. Keep up the blogs.
Lol. Good one. But i’m with @sts – Lawyers in heaven?
Too funny! Almost anyone over the age of 30 has had less than acceptable dealings with lawyers, and can relate to that cartoon. Is there some required course in law school that goes over how to rip off clients? I’ve never met an attorney yet that didn’t have dollar signs in their eyes.
Yeah I’m with JT Cooper there. All the dealings I’ve had with attorneys have been less than pleasant, and the amounts they can get away with charging!! I often wonder if I should have been an attorney, I probably would be quite good at the law side of it. But I’m not entirely sure I’d really want to be in that line of business.
Love this site by the way. I’m a confirmed atheist from waaay back.
I’m a lawyer who likes lawyer jokes. I always appreciate a client who shares the latest lawyer joke with me. Lawyer jokes are in season all year around in my experience. I like forex’ comment “they allow lawyers in heaven?” Forex is thinking like a lawyer.
How about we add those annoying telemarketers that won’t stop calling to the list? And let’s not forget those so called “men of god” that are fondling the alter boys. Oh wait – they’ll never make it to heaven either!
Don’t worry! Just give it time the lawyers will get to it eventually!
I agree! Though this drawing and story is inappropriate but I found it hilarious. I think Jesus tried to hunt one lawyer’s life from earth. Ha-ha! So he/she should be thankful to the bird because bird sacrificed his life accidentally for him/her. Hilarious! But badly, because of that accident, Jesus cited to hunt lawyers out of the season. What does that meant? Oh, to all lawyers, beware! Honestly I am not supposed to laugh with this thing since it is inappropriate story against Jesus but I can’t help it. And I am not atheism.