Heaven, (HNN) – Terrible tragedy in Heaven today. While hunting for lawyers Jesus accidently shot a bird. No charges have been brought against Jesus, although he was cited for hunting lawyers out of season.
Heaven, (HNN) – Terrible tragedy in Heaven today. While hunting for lawyers Jesus accidently shot a bird. No charges have been brought against Jesus, although he was cited for hunting lawyers out of season.
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I thought that lawyers were fair-game all year round???
… or maybe that was liberals… ?… heheh
I guess lawyers are seasonal? What I want to know is what are lawyers doing in heaven in the first place??
It was some kind of weird plea bargin for George Bush’s soul…
That makes perfect sense.
Vast herds of lawyers probably had to be released from hell to strike that deal. Vast herds that needed thinning out.
lol great article, if only there was a lawyer season on earth too!
THis was very humerous but I guess there is a serious note to it.
I would have to second the lawyer theory!
Jesus condone killing? No way! Name one person who was killed in the bible or today because of Jesus! oh….wait…. :)
Oh my , this is a indeed a disturbing picture , I wonder what the artist was thinking when he drew this.
But another part of me is snickering at this drawing because it’s so hilariously inappropriate.
How can you be sure that’s a lawyer?
Yeah! i want a lawyer season on earth too, the world is full of them.
They allow lawyers in heaven? Maybe only for clients trying to get out of hell.
Lawyers in heaven ? They should be in hell